dude the actual voice of mario is going around with little mario dolls and making vines why has nobody seen this?!?!?!
HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS
STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)
STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”
STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen
THE LAST ONE IS TOO REAL
tfw multiple people start talking over each other in an anime and there are subtitles all over the top and bottom of the screen and you feel like somebody just landed a swift triple kick to your medulla oblongata